God bless the Internet. Where else can you assume a fake identity, pose the most inane question imaginable--like "Why
can't I see my reflection in the mirror on a television?"--and then sit back and watch the answers pour in?
Crowd-source advice sites like Yahoo Answers have become a bit of a magnet for the maladjusted. Sure, there are plenty of
average Joes just looking for ordinary information. But among the sites' many mundane queries, there's a sea of jaw-
droppingly dumb discussions guaranteed to amaze and entertain.
I spent some time surfing through Yahoo Answers to find the worst of the worst, and boy did I find it. The spelling,
grammar, and punctuation are all as found in the original queries--because why put lipstick on a dodo?
So let's take a look at the vital questions of our time, as posed by some of the deepest thinkers out there, along with
the best answers I could come up with...
1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.
2. It's Caps Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.
3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my credit card so i put it in the cd rom and it got stuck, how do i get it
out?? I tryed toothpics but lost them in the process?? also the drive is making noises"
Oh, that's normal. Your system is just waiting for you to pay the required $1 processing fee for scanning the card.
Simply fold a greenback into a tiny square and insert it into any USB port.
4. Mousin' Around
"My mouse stop working every time i lift it up from the table why is this? this is not just OS .i have linux and vista
both same thing so its not drivers"
Yeah, no big deal there, either: Insert your credit card into the CD-ROM drive and tell your computer--slowly and
distinctly--that you need the Air Mouse 3000 upgrade. You'll be good in no time.
5. Technical Difficulties
"I've been asked to write an application in my own handwriting....? is there a computer programme that will do this for
me? they also want original ideas. do you know any?"
This reminds me of a letter to the editor I once read years ago: "Are there any undiscovered islands left in the world?"
The response: "Not that we know of."
6. It's All in the Details
"I have an assignment about computer.. What is unimportant details about computer?"
Wait a minute--does this assignment also require original ideas?
7. Unknown Nuptials
"Am i married in any state? have i been divorced?"
I'll take "questions asked after a night in Vegas" for $500, Alex.
8. A Sticky Subject
"Where can i buy a really big jar of peanut butter?"
If this is from the same guy who asked the previous question, I'm getting concerned.
9. Fruit Frets
"I have ate two whole tangerines in about two hours what will happen to me?"
That all depends on whether you swallowed any seeds. If you did, be very careful not to eat any dirt or drink any water
for the next two weeks.
10. Fat Chance
"How do i become obese fast? I want to look good by the end of the year."
You can start by eating two tangerines in two hours. Then run around in circles until you figure out what "obese" means.
Monday, December 28, 2009
How To Import - The Basics
The Basics of Importing can be divided into several steps:
Step One - The Plan
Step Two - Logistics
Step Three - Foreign Sourcing
Step Four - Financing
Step Five - Security
STEP ONE - THE PLAN
Once you have determined that importing certain goods can benefit your business, the next process in Step One is to develop a thorough business plan. When building your business plan determine the domestic target market, evaluate government regulations and pay attention to the nature of the product to determine the proper Harmonized Tariff Schedule (HTS) product classification. The HTS compiled by the US Government will better enable you to understand applied tariffs assessed to your merchandise. Most tariffs applied to merchandise are ad valoreom, which equates to a certain percentage of duty on invoiced cost your imported product.
For comprehensive HTS tariff determination for your imports access the fee based www.tariffic.com or www.apectariff.org websites or contact the Government Printing Office (GPO) bookstore to purchase a hard copy of the US Harmonized Tariff Schedules.
In the business plan process you need to determine if the government of the imported product has any imposed quota restrictions to protect various domestic industries, or there might be restrictions because the product may be harmful to human, animal or plant health. Without properly researching this information you may be stuck with boxes of un-sellable merchandise at Customs.
To further your research, the US Census Bureau of Foreign Trade Statistics at www.census.gov , The US Chamber of Commerce at www.uschamber.org and Portals to the World at www.loc.gov offer in depth business and demographic research and business reference links for your country of interest.
The following list of websites will be helpful in the business planning process.
World Trade Magazine Online is an good resource for current global trade information www.worldtrademag.com
World Trade Ref now contains tables of import and export document requirements for the top 50 trading nations. World Trade Ref now has the ability to translate 3,127 trade related terms from and to 8 different languages: Chinese, English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, and Spanish. www.worldtraderef.com
The free b2b marketplace –bytrade.com: www.bytrade.com
I will add the remaining step for several times.
to be continuced....
Step One - The Plan
Step Two - Logistics
Step Three - Foreign Sourcing
Step Four - Financing
Step Five - Security
STEP ONE - THE PLAN
Once you have determined that importing certain goods can benefit your business, the next process in Step One is to develop a thorough business plan. When building your business plan determine the domestic target market, evaluate government regulations and pay attention to the nature of the product to determine the proper Harmonized Tariff Schedule (HTS) product classification. The HTS compiled by the US Government will better enable you to understand applied tariffs assessed to your merchandise. Most tariffs applied to merchandise are ad valoreom, which equates to a certain percentage of duty on invoiced cost your imported product.
For comprehensive HTS tariff determination for your imports access the fee based www.tariffic.com or www.apectariff.org websites or contact the Government Printing Office (GPO) bookstore to purchase a hard copy of the US Harmonized Tariff Schedules.
In the business plan process you need to determine if the government of the imported product has any imposed quota restrictions to protect various domestic industries, or there might be restrictions because the product may be harmful to human, animal or plant health. Without properly researching this information you may be stuck with boxes of un-sellable merchandise at Customs.
To further your research, the US Census Bureau of Foreign Trade Statistics at www.census.gov , The US Chamber of Commerce at www.uschamber.org and Portals to the World at www.loc.gov offer in depth business and demographic research and business reference links for your country of interest.
The following list of websites will be helpful in the business planning process.
World Trade Magazine Online is an good resource for current global trade information www.worldtrademag.com
World Trade Ref now contains tables of import and export document requirements for the top 50 trading nations. World Trade Ref now has the ability to translate 3,127 trade related terms from and to 8 different languages: Chinese, English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, and Spanish. www.worldtraderef.com
The free b2b marketplace –bytrade.com: www.bytrade.com
I will add the remaining step for several times.
to be continuced....
How to Start a Clothing Import Business
Importing clothing or textiles into the United States can be a challenge if you've never done it before. The import process itself is relatively simple, but textiles are subject to some extra regulations, including quotas, that can be confusing to new importers. Depending on the harmonization code, textile quotas can affect both the actual amount of textiles permitted into the United States and/or the duty rate. However, with a great freight forwarder at your side and the willingness to learn, you'll be surprised at how quickly you can become an import pro.
1. Step 1
Conduct a market analysis to determine the demand and price point for the imported clothing. The Small Business Administration offers excellent marketing support to fledgling companies (see Resources).
2. Step 2
Select suppliers and review their products and pricing.
3. Step 3
Request a proforma invoice from suppliers, which should list the textiles ordered, their price, piece count, weight and harmonization code. The harmonization code is pivotal, as an import will not move forward without it.
4. Step 4
Partner with a freight forwarder who has an in-house customs broker. There are several good companies to choose from: Expeditors, Schenker, Kintetsu, BDP, Panalpina and CH Robinson. These companies usually have offices in every major U.S. city.
5. Step 5
Give the freight forwarder a copy of the proforma invoice and request a freight quote, tariff rates and quota information.
6. Step 6
Review all product, transportation and import costs and determine the markup of the imported clothing as well as whether or not the retail price is competitive.
7. Step 7
Confirm the order with the supplier and make payment arrangements as necessary to trigger the shipment of goods.
8. Step 8
Understand the incoterms of the import shipment. Incoterms are international legal terms for shipping that delineate who is liable for loss and transport charges at various points in the supply chain. Proper understanding of incoterms prevents arguments and miscommunications during the shipment phase.
9. Step 9
Follow up with the supplier to track the progress of the order. Be sure they supply copies of all their export paperwork, as it will be needed for the import.
10. Step 10
Give all paperwork to the freight forwarder and follow up with them to track the progress of the import.
11. Step 11
Receive freight and inspect it for quality and adherence to the purchase order. Notify the supplier and freight forwarder of any damaged or missing items immediately. Liability of either party will depend on the incoterms of the goods.
Go to bytrade.com to do your business ,GOOD LUCK.
1. Step 1
Conduct a market analysis to determine the demand and price point for the imported clothing. The Small Business Administration offers excellent marketing support to fledgling companies (see Resources).
2. Step 2
Select suppliers and review their products and pricing.
3. Step 3
Request a proforma invoice from suppliers, which should list the textiles ordered, their price, piece count, weight and harmonization code. The harmonization code is pivotal, as an import will not move forward without it.
4. Step 4
Partner with a freight forwarder who has an in-house customs broker. There are several good companies to choose from: Expeditors, Schenker, Kintetsu, BDP, Panalpina and CH Robinson. These companies usually have offices in every major U.S. city.
5. Step 5
Give the freight forwarder a copy of the proforma invoice and request a freight quote, tariff rates and quota information.
6. Step 6
Review all product, transportation and import costs and determine the markup of the imported clothing as well as whether or not the retail price is competitive.
7. Step 7
Confirm the order with the supplier and make payment arrangements as necessary to trigger the shipment of goods.
8. Step 8
Understand the incoterms of the import shipment. Incoterms are international legal terms for shipping that delineate who is liable for loss and transport charges at various points in the supply chain. Proper understanding of incoterms prevents arguments and miscommunications during the shipment phase.
9. Step 9
Follow up with the supplier to track the progress of the order. Be sure they supply copies of all their export paperwork, as it will be needed for the import.
10. Step 10
Give all paperwork to the freight forwarder and follow up with them to track the progress of the import.
11. Step 11
Receive freight and inspect it for quality and adherence to the purchase order. Notify the supplier and freight forwarder of any damaged or missing items immediately. Liability of either party will depend on the incoterms of the goods.
Go to bytrade.com to do your business ,GOOD LUCK.
How to Import Clothing From China
If you want to start your own retail business and want to import clothing from China, there are certain steps you need to take to do this. There are legal regulations you must follow and certain companies that can export clothing to you better than the rest. Here is how you can import clothing from China.
1. Step 1
Make sure you set up an establishment where you can put all of these pieces of clothing once you receive them. Find and rent out an outlet or store for your new retail business.
2. Step 2
Check out online wholesalers in China that sell clothes off the Internet. Check out companies such as Chinese Wholesaler or Apparel Sell to see what type of clothing they offer.
3. Step 3
Call the wholesaler that exports and imports clothing and discuss what type of packages they have for importers. See if they have some sort of special package to send clothing to the United States, Canada or Europe.
4. Step 4
Check out the rules and regulations of importing into your own country. Check with your own embassy to see what rules their are of importing clothing from China.
5. Step 5
Set up a contract with the Chinese wholesaler and make sure it is looked over by a lawyer before any importing is done. Once everything is ok with the embassy and the fine print is noted decide on the clothing you want for your store and start importing.
6. Step 6
Make a deal with the wholesaler that you would like your clothing items shipped at a certain time every month so you will have more clothing available for your retail clients.
1. Step 1
Make sure you set up an establishment where you can put all of these pieces of clothing once you receive them. Find and rent out an outlet or store for your new retail business.
2. Step 2
Check out online wholesalers in China that sell clothes off the Internet. Check out companies such as Chinese Wholesaler or Apparel Sell to see what type of clothing they offer.
3. Step 3
Call the wholesaler that exports and imports clothing and discuss what type of packages they have for importers. See if they have some sort of special package to send clothing to the United States, Canada or Europe.
4. Step 4
Check out the rules and regulations of importing into your own country. Check with your own embassy to see what rules their are of importing clothing from China.
5. Step 5
Set up a contract with the Chinese wholesaler and make sure it is looked over by a lawyer before any importing is done. Once everything is ok with the embassy and the fine print is noted decide on the clothing you want for your store and start importing.
6. Step 6
Make a deal with the wholesaler that you would like your clothing items shipped at a certain time every month so you will have more clothing available for your retail clients.
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